Get Roasted Into Shape
AI-powered body composition analysis that tells you exactly what you need to hear. No sugar coating. No participation trophies. Just brutal honesty and a path to getting buff.
Your Buff Score
47
“The only thing you're lifting is my disappointment.”
Snap & Analyze
Take a photo and our AI analyzes your physique in seconds. Muscle mass, body fat, proportions - we see it all.
Get Roasted
Receive personalized roasts that hit where it hurts. The kind of motivation that actually makes you want to prove us wrong.
Track Progress
Watch your Buff Score climb as you put in the work. See the roasts get nicer (eventually) as you level up.
Ready to Face the Truth?
Download Buff Meter and find out what your gym mirror has been too polite to tell you.